But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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