Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
