Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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