Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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