Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
there is glitter all over my balls
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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