I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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