I must be too annoying 4 u.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
