i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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