Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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