Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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