The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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