Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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