its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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