what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Randomize
