Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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