so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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