So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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