I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
