How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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