you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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