I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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