are you so shy because you have an std?
Say something about gay babies.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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