just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Say something about gay babies.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Randomize
