Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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