they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
