Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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