he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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