He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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