you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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