Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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