he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
