I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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