I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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