I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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