hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There r osticjed everywhere
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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