Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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