She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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