Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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