Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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