Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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