woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
His nipple licking is glorious
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