I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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