I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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