if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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