So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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