Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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