it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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