and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
