In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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