I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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