I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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