is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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