YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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