I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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