There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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