Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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